Trends in Idleness Vol 39: 1403-1404

Index of this issue:

Short communications
- Number of downloaded gigas of porn influence social behaviour.
- Cats and flats of female singles.
- Polen from an ancient wardrobe.

Articles
- Idiots flying: Role of testosterone leves in freeride bicycle stunts.
Abstract: Young adult idiots were sampled and his testosterone levels measured before and after completing freeride sesions wich included gaps and 7 ft drops. Correlations were made against baldness, level of stupidity and height of the drop. The results showed a strong negative correlation between height of the drop and level of stupidity, wich related directly to testosterone levels. Moreover, baldness were directly related to height of the drop. This results suggests that testosterone brings stupidity wich allows the riders to overcome higher drops each time in a cyclic way that is self mantained.

- Brain organization is in tha house
Abstract: Observational data collected among college students suggests that chaotic rooms seems to be linked to chaotic minds and the opposite. Psychological assesments of mind chaos were made with the usual tests in subjects wich included silly blondes, overconfident athletes, computer geeks, porn addicts, goth succubi, new age hippies, amongst other stereotypes. Levels of desorganization peaked at the end of the study semester but also raised significatively (p 0.456) during monthly test seasons.

- Current post from Enciclopedia de la Irrelevancia sucks
Abstract: quechingaos estoapesta.

Erratum
- I will not drawn as I'm told.